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Famous Pet Quotes

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."--M. Acklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." --Sigmund Freud

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."--Rita Rudner

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."--Robert Benchley

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."--Franklin P. Jones

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."--James Thurber

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."-- James Herriot

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."--Joe Weinstein

"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."--Robert A. Heinlein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."--Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."--Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."--Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."--Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."--Andy Rooney

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."--Mark Twain

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"--Dave Barry

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."-- August Strindberg

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."--Alfred North Whitehead

"No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."-- Abraham Lincoln

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic." --Henry Ward Beecher

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them."--Phil Pastoret

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."--Roger Caras

"Never try to outstubborn a cat."-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."-- Unknown

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich"-- Louis Sabin

"Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living".-- Gustave Flaubert

"Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back with you later."--Mary Bly

"A dog wags its tail with its heart."-- Martin Buxbaum

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."-- Albert Schweitzer

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."--
Josh Billings

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."--Groucho Marx quotes

"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer."-- Paula Poundstone

Cats don't like change without their consent."--Roger Caras quotes

"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it."--Winifred Carriere

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."--Sigmund Freud

"No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."--Abraham Lincoln

"When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her."-- Michel de Montaigne

"If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave."--Theophile Gautie

"It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly."--Theophile Gautier

"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact."--Sir Phillip Sidney

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."--Joseph Wood Krutch

"Every dog is a lion at home."-- H.G. Bohn

"The more I see of men the more I like dogs."-- Madame de Stael

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."-- Marilyn Monroe