Thermal Energy Development. Could Menopause Be The Salvation For The Environment?

By: Jon Stratis

The research and scientific communities are buzzing with inspirational new developments in the harnessing of a new system to extract Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal women. A research lab has shown that women might one day be fitted with an accessory currently referred to as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that can draw out the thermal energy during a Hot Flash and storehouse the energy for use on battery power devices, or be transferred as electrical thermal energy into the grid and sold back to the electric companies.

The human thermal energy system could someday become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.

The scientific community is busily researching the possibility of converting thermal energy developed from the natural percolation of women in menopause into what could become the next great sustainable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the ladies who finally step up to the plate and save us all? If they're going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well save it in the meantime. Our recent population studies indicate that there is no better time for a thermal energy program such as this one. The current collective mass of Hot Flash percolating power could, and should be refined to satisfy our thermal energy needs. Personal thermal energy might just turn into the Green Feat development that saves us all.

The harnessing of this green thermal energy generation could tip the scale of power on a global basis, to a degree that we have never before witnessed. The proof that women have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they will also BE the power, and at the same time guarantee control of us all to the rightful caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The increase in the value to society of women in their 40's to mother earth, will grow to a staggering degree and they will naturally take control of the planet once and for all.

In the future, power addicted junkies will cherish the presence of the menopausal woman for the charge of their "green" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash during menopause will change from the panic it ingrains in the male population currently, to one of respect as we will all know, the reality that woman not only gives Life to all, but is also the provider of Power for our beloved family and to his cherished "Crackberry".

Imagine a day when you can just plug a cellphone into a COEGR thermal energy device and recharge the battery! Women in menopause will without a doubt become the most chic and sought after people around,(except I think they already are now...) Power hungry individuals will look for them in the malls, as they assume their rightful place in society as the all-important providers of life AND thermal energy to a power starved society! Shopping Malls could run the lights for their entire facility by the thermal energy of their female buyers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a bartering suggestion, "You supply me power, I supply you a price reduction.

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